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0448-895-929
Darcy NO MAKE UP NO BULLSHIT rockin it 2 9 Feb Aust Asian hot ass cool chick 36
- Age: 36
- City: Melbourne
- Viewed: 45
- Favorite: 0
- Posted: 2017-01-25
Righto cats. Darcy here. The confident girl that every man wants to bed, and every woman wants to be.
I know you don't have time to mess around, and neither do I.
Are you sick of the amateurs and charlatans? Then get into Darcy. I'm Gen-X, and cool-as-fuck. "Refreshingly honest" is something I hear a lot in the five years I've been in the industry.
I'll be in Melbourne 2-9 Feb. I generally work weekdays 10am-midnight and weekends 24h. Away on leave 26-31 Jan without any phone/internet coverage.
The days fly by fast, and there's a lot of ground to cover, so we're talking tight buns & tighter schedule. You may want to get yourself into, ahem, pole position.
1. Send a polite text introducing yourself, with date/time/location/duration.
2. Throw down a deposit if you wanna lock in a timeslot.
3. Don't ask for selfies or photos as refusal may cause upset
4. All dad jokes will be duly reciprocated.
Catch ya soon
Darcy
044eight895929 (SMS only)
Welcoming astute businessmen, night owls & shift workers, hard-working hospo crew, polite members of the underbelly, lovers of all things Asian and everyone in between.
Hot & toned. Best kisser. Pert natural breasts. Flawless skin.
Size 6, 152cm, 49kg.
THIS BODY NEVER DISAPPOINTS.
No make-up.
No bullshit.
No princess attitude.
Let's have some fun...!
zero448895929 (SMS only)
========
About Darcy
I'm a straight-talking ABC-tomboy who's been in the industry for over a year. I've been told I'm great fun (in, and out of bed), and I quite like my job :) Based in Perth, and a regular visitor to the east coast.
If you're used to wading through long flowery sentences about "being ready to please", "oh I'm so lonely, cum and fuck me", "sexy hot XXX baby"... Guess what. You won't find any of that sycophantic rubbish here.
So let's cut the crap...
I'm a professional sex worker.
You're a clean, respectful client.
We both know why we're here.
You'll find me to warm, welcoming and open-minded.
The sizzling body, the tongue piercing, the ink ... that's all just a bonus. YOU WIN !
A sexual experience can mean different things to different people so please, read the entire profile carefully to make sure what-I-offer truly matches what-you're-seeking. Anything not covered here, happy to discuss via pre-booking communication (SMS only).
Good times ahead!
0four4895929 (SMS only)
========
What's Included?
- Kissing (DFK)
- Backrubs, bodyslides, as much skin-on-skin contact as you can handle
- Intimate touching, on her (FIV)
- Intimate touching, on him (RnT, massage, handjob, wristy, check notes below)
- Mutual French (CBJ/DATY)
- Full service (CFS)
- Multiple positions (inc a very memorable RCG ... wank fodder for weeks!!)
- Multiple shots (MSOG)
- Showering together (soapy slippery funnnn)
RnT enthusiasts:
- Just gonna be honest: handjobs are not my forte. I'm a full-service girl. So whilst I don't entertain too many massage-only requests, I do offer it as part of an excellent overall service. If you are looking for massage-only, I'd be very happy to refer you one of my talented (and hot) colleagues. COB is available for those looking to make the experience a sweet sticky hot mess. No extra charge.
YES:
- All services are safe, sane, consensual.
- Health checks mandatory.
- In-calls at my venue
- Out-calls to four/five star hotels (including party bookings)
- Out-calls to other venues at my discretion, ID required
- I know you're randy, but a lot of guys forget to be polite (and not creepy!) when enquiring. Keep it fresh, yo.
Want me to bring a friend? I have friends all over Australia ;)
NO:
- NO Natural, bareback, BBBJ, BBFS
- NO Greek/anal/rimming/buttplay
- NO Spanish/breasts (sorry mine are too small)
- NO Deep-throat/CIM/COF
- NO Photos or selfies whatsoever (please don't ask as refusal may cause upset)
0448895929 (SMS only)
========
Being Different
Unusual enquiries welcome, just be aware that although I am open-minded, I am not a specific BDSM provider. Please email or text so we can discuss your desire / fantasy / phobia / injury / illness / disability. I endeavour to provide a safe space where you are accepted for who you are. You will not be shamed for being different. The door is open.
People visit escorts for all sorts of reasons...
- Too busy for a girlfriend but would like some down-to-earth intimacy?
- Did Work pay for a free hotel room and you wanna share it with someone?
- Sick of the Asian massage parlours? Ready to try a session with a private worker?
- On the tail-end of a big night out, and not ready to go home yet?
- Coming down, want a snuggle?
- Anxious? Shy? Have trouble connecting with women?
- Struggling with a long-distance relationship?
- Recently divorced and need some practise before hitting Tinder?
- Personal circumstances standing in the way of sex with your significant other?
... and much much more ...
Don't worry, I've been around the block, nothing surprises me. You'd be amazed at how many sessions are more about journeys than destinations ;) Just let me know what your situation is so we can be on the same page.
04four8895929 (SMS only)
========
Rates
15 minutes $200
30 minutes $250
45 minutes $350
60 minutes $450
Outcalls: Transit fee starts from $50 to offset travel expenses.
Want to stay a little longer? Packages are available. Please ask.
- Uncomplicated dinner dates
- Corporate-trip companionship
- Overnight
- "Netflix & Chill"
- Weekends away
========
Available
MELBOURNE
2-9 February 2017
Weekdays 10am-midnight
Weekends 24h
Send a polite text introducing yourself, and to check I'm awake.
Short messages such as "u avail now?" and "hi" are not appropriate. This a business, not a chat-line. Be polite, and professional, and I will do the same.
If I'm up, I'll endeavour to reply ASAP.
If you don't hear from me immediately? Stay calm, your patience will be rewarded.
OK are you ready to text me?
Good. Let's roll!
Darcy
044889five929 (SMS only)
I know you don't have time to mess around, and neither do I.
Are you sick of the amateurs and charlatans? Then get into Darcy. I'm Gen-X, and cool-as-fuck. "Refreshingly honest" is something I hear a lot in the five years I've been in the industry.
I'll be in Melbourne 2-9 Feb. I generally work weekdays 10am-midnight and weekends 24h. Away on leave 26-31 Jan without any phone/internet coverage.
The days fly by fast, and there's a lot of ground to cover, so we're talking tight buns & tighter schedule. You may want to get yourself into, ahem, pole position.
1. Send a polite text introducing yourself, with date/time/location/duration.
2. Throw down a deposit if you wanna lock in a timeslot.
3. Don't ask for selfies or photos as refusal may cause upset
4. All dad jokes will be duly reciprocated.
Catch ya soon
Darcy
044eight895929 (SMS only)
Welcoming astute businessmen, night owls & shift workers, hard-working hospo crew, polite members of the underbelly, lovers of all things Asian and everyone in between.
Hot & toned. Best kisser. Pert natural breasts. Flawless skin.
Size 6, 152cm, 49kg.
THIS BODY NEVER DISAPPOINTS.
No make-up.
No bullshit.
No princess attitude.
Let's have some fun...!
zero448895929 (SMS only)
========
About Darcy
I'm a straight-talking ABC-tomboy who's been in the industry for over a year. I've been told I'm great fun (in, and out of bed), and I quite like my job :) Based in Perth, and a regular visitor to the east coast.
If you're used to wading through long flowery sentences about "being ready to please", "oh I'm so lonely, cum and fuck me", "sexy hot XXX baby"... Guess what. You won't find any of that sycophantic rubbish here.
So let's cut the crap...
I'm a professional sex worker.
You're a clean, respectful client.
We both know why we're here.
You'll find me to warm, welcoming and open-minded.
The sizzling body, the tongue piercing, the ink ... that's all just a bonus. YOU WIN !
A sexual experience can mean different things to different people so please, read the entire profile carefully to make sure what-I-offer truly matches what-you're-seeking. Anything not covered here, happy to discuss via pre-booking communication (SMS only).
Good times ahead!
0four4895929 (SMS only)
========
What's Included?
- Kissing (DFK)
- Backrubs, bodyslides, as much skin-on-skin contact as you can handle
- Intimate touching, on her (FIV)
- Intimate touching, on him (RnT, massage, handjob, wristy, check notes below)
- Mutual French (CBJ/DATY)
- Full service (CFS)
- Multiple positions (inc a very memorable RCG ... wank fodder for weeks!!)
- Multiple shots (MSOG)
- Showering together (soapy slippery funnnn)
RnT enthusiasts:
- Just gonna be honest: handjobs are not my forte. I'm a full-service girl. So whilst I don't entertain too many massage-only requests, I do offer it as part of an excellent overall service. If you are looking for massage-only, I'd be very happy to refer you one of my talented (and hot) colleagues. COB is available for those looking to make the experience a sweet sticky hot mess. No extra charge.
YES:
- All services are safe, sane, consensual.
- Health checks mandatory.
- In-calls at my venue
- Out-calls to four/five star hotels (including party bookings)
- Out-calls to other venues at my discretion, ID required
- I know you're randy, but a lot of guys forget to be polite (and not creepy!) when enquiring. Keep it fresh, yo.
Want me to bring a friend? I have friends all over Australia ;)
NO:
- NO Natural, bareback, BBBJ, BBFS
- NO Greek/anal/rimming/buttplay
- NO Spanish/breasts (sorry mine are too small)
- NO Deep-throat/CIM/COF
- NO Photos or selfies whatsoever (please don't ask as refusal may cause upset)
0448895929 (SMS only)
========
Being Different
Unusual enquiries welcome, just be aware that although I am open-minded, I am not a specific BDSM provider. Please email or text so we can discuss your desire / fantasy / phobia / injury / illness / disability. I endeavour to provide a safe space where you are accepted for who you are. You will not be shamed for being different. The door is open.
People visit escorts for all sorts of reasons...
- Too busy for a girlfriend but would like some down-to-earth intimacy?
- Did Work pay for a free hotel room and you wanna share it with someone?
- Sick of the Asian massage parlours? Ready to try a session with a private worker?
- On the tail-end of a big night out, and not ready to go home yet?
- Coming down, want a snuggle?
- Anxious? Shy? Have trouble connecting with women?
- Struggling with a long-distance relationship?
- Recently divorced and need some practise before hitting Tinder?
- Personal circumstances standing in the way of sex with your significant other?
... and much much more ...
Don't worry, I've been around the block, nothing surprises me. You'd be amazed at how many sessions are more about journeys than destinations ;) Just let me know what your situation is so we can be on the same page.
04four8895929 (SMS only)
========
Rates
15 minutes $200
30 minutes $250
45 minutes $350
60 minutes $450
Outcalls: Transit fee starts from $50 to offset travel expenses.
Want to stay a little longer? Packages are available. Please ask.
- Uncomplicated dinner dates
- Corporate-trip companionship
- Overnight
- "Netflix & Chill"
- Weekends away
========
Available
MELBOURNE
2-9 February 2017
Weekdays 10am-midnight
Weekends 24h
Send a polite text introducing yourself, and to check I'm awake.
Short messages such as "u avail now?" and "hi" are not appropriate. This a business, not a chat-line. Be polite, and professional, and I will do the same.
If I'm up, I'll endeavour to reply ASAP.
If you don't hear from me immediately? Stay calm, your patience will be rewarded.
OK are you ready to text me?
Good. Let's roll!
Darcy
044889five929 (SMS only)
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